2/1/11: Eating Leftovers 2

When Outsourced jobs are sent to another part of the galaxy they are taken there by the IDIOTS fleet. If there are more employees than jobs then those remaining employees are called Leftovers.

The IDIOT Fleet left the solar system with full tanks of gas and 87 new members of the fleet as well as a wide array of animals that had no place to call home. Three ships had been emptied out to accommodate them all. The J’RIN was assigned to the animals. Leftovers from the last outsourcing exchange had been assigned to work on the J’RIN feeding and caring for the animals. So far only three of the leftovers had been eaten. A lion, the other by a tiger and the other by a bear ate one of the leftovers. But that’s not really a problem; the families of those leftovers will be compensated greatly. They will be given the insurance money from the IDIOT fleet corporation which takes out a very large policy on all members of the fleets. Also the families will be given lifetime passes to fly with any IDIOT Fleet that passes near their system.

Which is a great benefit to Leioo of the N system. The bear ate her husband. She warned him not to go but she could not stop him. She had always wanted to see the galaxy though and now this will allow her to do that. When she learned of her husbands demise she mourned for him briefly then contacted the local IDIOT travel agency. They assigned her first class accommodations on a Xeo Class vessel which will have the best spas and entertainment the IDIOT fleet can put hire. Leioo will then jump onto another fleet headed in the opposite direction and from there continue to travel for free until she evaporates into nothing.

The second vessel was given to some of the displaced IDIOT employees from the J’RIN and the 87 Earthlings. The vessel is called the PR’SON. It is a nice ship but no Xeo Class vessel. It has all the amenities the humans will need which includes 25 different dining facilities, 502 living quarters with varying gravity, 3234 waste rooms (otherwise called restrooms or bathrooms by the humans), and an array of entertainment rooms that include fitness and other extracurricular activities. But the humans don’t have to stay on this ship.

In fact, the Commander of the IDIOT fleet has given all the humans free-debarkation passes. Meaning they are more than welcome to leave at the next port of call. The Commander had planned to give each human a transport of their own but the conservationist suggested against that seeing as how none of them know how to fly and would probably crash into an IDIOT fleet vessel.