2/28/11 Octation, the most ambidextrous villian

Omega Lobster and the other superheroes of Metroscape need villians. Here is one.

His brain was larger than most evil villains and he had more arms that most villains possessed also. His brain weighed 15 pounds and made up most of his weight seeing as how the rest of him weighed less than 20 pounds. His arms, actually his appendages, were interchangeable so he could have anywhere between 1 to 6 arms or legs at one time.

Of all the evil villains in Metroscape, Octation was the most ambidextrous.

He was the result of a similar experiment that changed Omega Lobster into the super hero he became. But the experiment that changed Octation into a villain was meant to make them more flavorful.

Octation main goal was to destroy all of Metroscape’s shipping and fishing fleets and also steal the Heaven’s Emerald in the Metroscape museum of gaudy jewelry. He really likes shiny things.

2/10/11 Enter the Bandit

Omega Lobster, a two word prompt that created a super hero story. Thanks, Dylan E.

Enter the Bandit.

Millions of dollars.

Actual cash.

Stolen from a series of banks across Metroscape. No one knew who or what committed the crimes but the heroes and heroines of the city were being tasked to find out. Unfortunately, not all of them were particularly focused on the case.

“Oh, God, is that butter?” Omega Lobster stared at the small dish with the many pats of yellow, melting butter.

“Shit. Sorry, Omega. Forgot.” Kay Nein waved the waitress back over to the table.

“Can you take this away, please? He isn’t very fond of butter.” Kay said as the waitress came to the table.

The young girl gave Omega Lobster a puzzled look.

“My kind were eaten with butter,” Omega said.

The waitress smacks her gum.

“I wouldn’t know. Your kind went extinct before I had a chance to try ‘em.” The waitress removed the dish of butter and walked away.

“Jeez, what a bitch.” Omega Lobster’s antennae and antennules quivered in anger.

“Easy, Omega.” Kay said. “I am a bitch and I don’t act that way.”

“Right, sorry.”

1/6/11: Metroscape's Weirdest Hero

It was called Project Omega Lobster and it was designed to save the last of the world’s lobsters but it failed. Instead it created Metroscape’s weirdest super hero.

Well, not really the weirdest. Gatorman was the weirdest but he was killed in the great Villan war of 1983 when the temperature dropped below freezing due to Dr. Diabolical’s weather machine. So after Gatorman, yes, Omega Lobster was the weirdest.

He was a paradox. How could he help save the citizens of Metroscape if these very people contributed to the extinction of his species. Why did he have to taste so good?!